Monday, March 31, 2008

Molecules in my mind

There are words and their are people.
And then there are words that describe people.
Most beings are accused of being stereotypical of the definitions that entail one specific word and its synonyms.
The word I am most commonly accused of as possesing qualities of is 'Crazy' , and its several variations such as 'Insane'. 'Wild Child'.'Mad'. 'Random' and so on (the three dots following this sentence represent the plethora of substitutes used )...

And I have always pondered over the cause of this accusation.


CRAZY
OMG Nush!! Do you even remember pelvic thrusting to random southie songs last night??

INSANE.
Hi,
My name is Anoushka and i like to name things.
Meet Bob my paunch, Jim my phone and Surya my friend.

RANDOM
Academic Repression Theory. (It is on the eve of every Exam that ones mind focusses all its brilliance on Ideas that are not useful but whose eccentricity will be a source of amusement to atleast 3 individual that reside on the face of the earth, phase-2)
Clearly Inspired by Freuds Concepts.
First it is important that I explain the concept of Repression to those not familiar with the terminoligies that encompass the Freudian School of thought.
Repression, stated quite simply, can be described as the unconscious hiding of uncomfortable thoughts.Repression involves placing uncomfortable thoughts in relatively inaccessible areas of the subconscious mind.
When one is faced with the task of recalling all that one has 'Learnt'(read byhearted) as a response to the questions constituting the Exam paper one experiences 'Academic Repression'.
The content of what one studies as part of the preparation for an Examination is quite often viewed as being highly uncomfortable and described quite simply as 'utter crap'. And hence serves as a great source of distress to a student at hand, and hence the individuals coping strategies cause all the subject matter assumingly assimilated in the brain of the student at hand to be directed to the "inaccessible areas of the subconscious mind'.
And so when one is faced with the task of recalling all that one has 'Learnt'(read byhearted) as a response to the questions constituting the Exam paper one experiences 'Academic Repression' wherein one is unable to access the information that equip one to 'Rape' the Exam.
P.S: Dreams - The royal road to the unconscious/subconscious.
Thought: sleep. dreams. exam answers. SCORE!!!!!! GO ME!!!

WILD CHILD.
Nush puked on sachs hand last night.
No i did not.
Yes you did.
Shit, fuck. oh well meaaah. I was to drunk to know better.

Nush, I hope this is the last time you get ahem 'intimate' with a stranger at a party.

MAD.
NUUUSSSSHHH!!! Stop burnin your hair with a ciggy.

Conclusion:
The source of my Crazyness is primarily Alchol.
But more importantly the source of my crazyness is ME.

Shiny objects shine.
What is yours isn't mine.
Dinner without wine?
Corny Pick up line.
Salt water a.k.a Brine.

So shine for me my shiny object.
Be mine you.
Red , white anything will do.
Shady Shady. Stop it Stop it.
Molecules in my Mind.

Thank you.
And Peace my love, cause without you my life would be like Pink and stilletoes.