The Sound Of Zohan...

Sound...

A walkie-talkie, or handie talkie is a hand-held, portable, two-way radio transceiver...Where a phone's earpiece is only loud enough to be heard by the user,a walkie-talkie's built-in speaker can be heard by the user and those in the user's immediate vicinity... Sadly the Zohan did not possess a brain that would help him contain the information that has previously been transposed.The Zohan believed that not only must you raise the volume of your speech and words by a mere fujjilionmillion but you must also ensure that you channel all that ultrasonic gaga through the speaker of your handheld transceiver so that it explodes in the hearing faculties of the inconsequential mortals that run around like mad barking dogs and magically make everything the derivative of Awesome.
Let their brains rot.
Let their ears lose the ability to hear.
Drink the drink.
Eat the eat.
And after that shit and feel like it too.

Then Chechi screams Rolling and I picture a garden of happiness wrapped in beautiful pearl colored paper and I know, in my heart and deep within my heart that the tunnel will end in light.

Fool! This is a million tunnel road.
hahahaha.